So, have you GIRLS ever been in the kind of situation where:

You meet a guy online. Then he first talks to you on Facebook. Then on MSN. And eventually progress to texting. So, at first, it all started out like,

"Hey! How's your day?" Blah blah and all the shitty things.

At first he's kinda like, all good to you.

OH. He even offers to bring you BREAKFAST early in the morning. What a nice fag? NOT.

Men. They love you when you're new.

What's it like if you meet a guy, who's... SO annoying. He complains when:

You reply late.
You don't reply.
You say something inappropriate TO him.

You reply with just a word.

Worse of all? He is so fucking lame, so much like an asshole where he likes to talk back to what you say. Would you even feel like talking to him? I mean seriously? From the perspectives of a girl? IT'S A TOTAL TURN OFF!!!

My reason for this post:

Because this was what exactly happened to me.

He once argued with me that girls look good without make up. Because he asked what I was doing and I said I was making up cause I was preparing to go out. So he started his crap.

"Oh so you have to make up like everywhere you go?"

This immediately pissed me off. He didn't put it in such a nice way of course.

So, tell me, you guys love girls who are NATURAL HUH? Yeah!

Ya luv this? 101% natural with nothing on their face! How sexy!

Just stop this crap about "GIRLS LOOK NATURAL AND PRETTY WITHOUT MAKE UP. STOP APPLYING SO MUCH SHIT ON YOUR FACE."

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH MAKE UP CAN CHANGE A PERSON. IT COMPLETELY COVERS YOUR FLAWS. Would you even want to take a second glance at those girls with rotting complexion, dark circles that are darker than a panda's, blemishes and pulsating pimples filled it pus? Huh? You like that? Why don't you just shut up and eat your shit? :D

HUGS.

He is REALLY ANNOYING. Even annoying than hearing your Mum nag at you for the past few years of your life.

He ALWAYS ASK FOR HUGS.

Why must I even give you a hug?

Am I your girlfriend? Your best friend? Your wife? I'M JUST A NORMAL FRIEND. I'D BE SO MUCH LIKE A SLUT IF I WENT AROUND GIVING GUYS HUGS.

And why should I give hugs to UNKNOWN people I've never seen before? Like ok if your Facebook profile has a fucking picture of yourself, then fine. At least let me know you're human, can? What if I was talking to an alien all along? ALIEN ASKING FOR HUGS!??!?!!? OH NO

It's like

If I were to fall sick I'd have to give a hug.

Miss him? Give him a hug.

Stupid, or what? When I don't want to give one. ATTITUDE IS WHAT YOU GET NEXT.

So he said, he wanted to deliver breakfast to me. So I said oh, haha, why?

And he replies:

"Cannot deliver breakfast to you is it?"

TURN OFF.

The moment where you felt good because someone offered to bring you breakfast early in the morning suddenly turned into a moment where you'd like to tell him to GET THE FUCK OFF.

So he asked me if I've had my dinner.

I replied, "Yup."

Okay what else do you want me to say? When you're on the com doing your stuff? When you REALLY REALLY REALLY have nothing to say to him? At least I didn't go, "OH LOOK ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM THE FUCKTARD AGAIN! *DELETE*" RIGHT!?!?? At least I replied YUP. YUP!!!

He then says: "k, one word reply again..."

Seriously? I MEAN SERIOUSLY? YOU ARE GETTING UPSET BECAUSE I REPLIED A "YUP"? ARE YOU G A Y!!?!?!?!?!?!

He then continues with:

"is like im the one trying to find topic to talk ma."

If it isn't you, who is? Me? I've already thought of every single thing I could say, used up all of it. What, you want me to say something cliche like, "Hey, what's your favourite colour? :D!!! Mine's black!! HEHEHEHE" like this? Really?

If you reject going out with him. HE GOES CRAZY. I MEAN REALLY.

You'll see why BELOW.

I have never seen someone as impatient as this guy. I haven't replied for 10 mins and his mood swings 180 degrees. I DIDN'T SAY I WASN'T FREE. I WAS ON THE PHONE. FUCKER.

So he asked if I wanted to go out on Sat. I said no sorry I haven't finished my Art preparation for my exams and I have a lot of things to study and revise. Immediately he blows his top and GOES MAD.

So it's like

Him: "Wanna come out on sat?"
Me: "Oh no sorry I can't, I have to finish my Art and revise for my exams."

Him: "Come out and do?"
Me: "No I'll get distracted."
Him: "Won't."
Me: "I will."
Him: "Den nvm. If you really bother about your eoy u already started studying now instead of using the com."
Me: "I like last minute. Anything wrong." (starting to get pissed)

Him: "Last minute then. So be it. Dont talk till like its nothing wrong."

-replies late for a while cus I was in brother's room talking to him and my phone was in my room-

Him: "Oh, pls choose to ignore me and dont reply. Frankly speaking, you're more guai lan den i'm. Your attitude sucks more than I'm. I'm wondering when your that little tiny brain will ever think. Scolded u and u don reply. Wow, if u think studying last min nothing wrong, i dare u to talk back to me."
Me: "The fuck is wrong with you? I'm talking to my bro right? You are such a fag. A bit only also cannot. Yeah now look who's talking. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend. You have no idea how annoying you are. Every little small thing like replying late and replying only with a word you have something to say. If you don't want people to treat you with shitty attitude why don't you check yourself out first? Is there anything wrong with me studying at last min? I like it. Do you even have to care?"

Him:" The main shit i don have gf is because of their own shit attitude. Get this clear, if I don't give a fuck for your own future, i won't give a fuck when u gonna study. Oh fyi agaim, gf to me are just secondary. And um for your late reply, since when I even complain? And wat did i even say a single thing on your late replies? Check back pls."

HE SOUNDED LIKE AS IF I WAS LITERALLY HIS GIRLFRIEND. -.-

OH REALLY?

Him: "No reply?" 10.33pm
Him: "..... nvm, guess u ain't free either." 10.42pm.

There was more but it was deleted.

Me: "Check back? Oh don't make me laugh. Why don't you check back on yourself first? Do you need me to forward all the things you said when I replied late? Huh? You don't have a gf cause of their shit attitude? Have you even looked and thought about yourself first? It was you who started everything. Even me studying last min you have to say something. Do you even have to care?"
Him: "Let's take it tat u are my gf. If i don't even care about your future, do u think i even fit to be a bf?"
Me: "Sorry I feel so disgusted by what you said. That's it don't text me anymore I fucking had enough of you and your nonsense. I have been putting up with you for so long. All the shitty things you said. I'd get pissed more than once a day. (TRUE) Just leave me alone.
Him: "lol, mofo jokers. No wonder u don't have a bf either. Take care biatch."
Me: "HAHA. THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. :D"

My, I don't even know for what reasons I've been putting up with him for SO LONG. Total waste of my time!

Girls if you ever meet someone like them, just totally ignore them. Remove them from ALL YOUR CONTACTS.

Because retarded guys are not worth your time, at all! 8D

I don't even know why they exist! o_O

If you don't you'd end up having a screwed up night.

Just like me.